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Dengeki April Fool: DURARARA!! × ♂ If Heiwajima Shizuo and Orihara Izaya were on really good terms..
DURARARA!! × ♂
If Heiwajima Shizuo and Orihara Izaya were on really good terms...

STORY: NARITA RYOHGO
ILLUSTRATION: YASUDA SUZUHITO



Heiwajima Shizuo and Orihara Izaya.

Hatred and love are two sides of the same coin - a wise someone has once said. To take this one step further -

love and hate actually merge into each other on a Möbius strip lost in the realm of ambivalence.

- Just like the way their bodies intertwined right now.

All entangled limbs and hair and bare flesh. Like the giant Ouroboros feasting on its own tail, they were at

this point almost dead corpses driven by nothing but lust.

The Ouroboros is the spirit of the universe. It is said to stand for the fusion of opposites in this world, of

which Shizuo and Izaya were now becoming the new improved symbol.

Of course, such metaphors meant little to Shizuo and Izaya themselves. Right now all that filled them was the

same single desire -

Their bodies had been intertwined for no longer than a few minutes.

Yet their breathing was already rough and heavy.

Shizuo kept his sunglasses on, and Izaya could feel the heat of Shizuo's breath raging against his face.

The next moment, Shizuo's hardened flesh was sliding its way up Izaya's tender pale body.

"......Ah!......"

Izaya moaned slightly as his body stiffened. Shizuo, on the other hand, grinned as if he was savoring Izaya's

reaction - grinned, grinned, and let out a laugh.

A ravishing shade of color appeared on the cheeks beneath his sunglasses as he made the second - and the third

- thrust.

"Fuck......ah......aren't you......gonna......at least......take off your......ahhh.......sunglasses......at

times......like these?"

Though he couldn't help but moan every now and then, Izaya still tried to put on his best smirk. Beads of sweat

trickled down his face as he stuck his tongue at Shizuo and laughed as if he was enjoying it all.

"Hah hah......you play dirty, you do, Shizu-chan......no matter how good I am at my thing......in the end

you'll always resort to the physical and hold me down like this......"

"......"

Shizuo remained silent. However, behind those sunglasses there was a slight smile in his shaded eyes.

In the next second, the hardened flesh dipped in Shizuo's sordid desire made a particularly powerful thrust -

"Hell - ......Shizu......chan......"

Izaya was barely touched when hot fluid came gushing out of him. Drops of these remains of the origin of life

landed on Shizuo's face.

As he tasted the semen on his lips with the tip of his tongue, Shizuo smiled with what had to be all the

cruelty in the world.

Laughed, laughed, - and kept on grinning.

"Already spent?......But the fun's just starting."


♂♂


"Ahh - that was some uppercut. Izaya-san got a nosebleed even though he's not hit directly."

"Yeah. That was the second or third in a row......but Izaya's ducked every punch except this one."

In short, it was an uneventful Ikebukuro afternoon.

Shizuo and Izaya ran into each other like usual. And began to fight as usual.

Kadota, Yumasaki and Karisawa happened to be passing by and stopped to watch -

"It is rare that Shizuo-san chose to start with a Cobra twist, though."

"He's a bigger fan of professional wrestling than I thought......"

As Yumasaki and Kadota exchanged such observations - Karisawa remained without a word and dreadfully still as

she watched Shizuo and Izaya's every move.

"Hey, is something wrong, Karisawa-san? You've been un-talking for a while."

"......Izaya could not bring himself to spit out the fluid filling his mouth, and decided to swallow it

instead. To spit it out was to expose his weakness in front of Shizuo, a thought he was unable to stand - "

"Karisawa-san? Karisawa-san? Hang on."

"The hot fluid flowed into the depths of his throat. While its distinctive smell lingered on Izaya's olfactory

nerves, Shizuo's sordid desire was provoked further - "

"Wait a moment Karisawa-san!"

"!? ......Ahhh. What's up Yumacchi, I was on to something good!"

Karisawa made a face as if she was interrupted by a feisty "bang". Yumasaki frowned as he continued.

"What's 'something good'?......What were you doing anyway?"

"Ehh? Just live commentary in my style as I watch Shizu-Shizu fight Izayan. Well, it was supposed to be done in

my head only, guess I got carried away and made it verbal......whoops."

Karisawa dangled her head as if to signal a failed attempt. Yumasaki covered her mouth with his hand before she

could say anything more nauseating.

- At that exact moment, Izaya finally produced his switchblade and made a dive for Shizuo's abdomen -

"......How did you just take my switchblade attack with your belly muscles again?"

"'Cause you got no strength, that's why, Iiiiizayaaaaa-kun!"

"Izaya tried to slide the fluid-dripping length deeper and deeper into himself. Maybe he's just not used to it

enough - even though he was using the whole might of his body, it was impossible to advance just another

inch......"

"I said it's creepy! Please, cut it out!"

Hearing but not listening to Yumasaki and Karisawa's conversation, Kadota seemed to decide that it was better

to stop the fight first. He made carefully for the insane maelstrom of knife and fists -

Karisawa, who watched him from behind, could only do one thing.

She screamed.

"Ahhhhh!? An OT3!? That's just awesome, Yumacchi! We got three males, so it's a perfect OT3!! Izayan likes

Shizu-Shizu but Shizu-Shizu likes Dotachin and Dotachin likes Izayan!! It's mind-blowing! A three-man

Ouroboros!"

"How could you fantasize so effortlessly about the men you know in real life!? Not that it doesn't leave me in

awe......"


♂♂


Celty, who happened to be passing by and heard such conversations, went back home with weak knees.

As if terribly exhausted she let herself fall onto the bed and showed Shinra her PDA.

[Humans, humans are scary......]

As Shinra turned to look at her slightly trembling shoulders -

He realized that she was actually crying.

HAPPY END HAPPY END








AUTHOR'S NOTES

Really, those who write BL are geniuses. No matter how many times I rewrite, that friend of mine who likes BL

would always go like "All wrong! Girls won't be happy reading stuff like that! Well an uglier-than-a-toad swine

like you shouldn't be allowed to write BL anyway in the first place." and tell me to re-rewrit